Monday, August 26, 2013

The Egg and I


The following is the truth – nothing but the truth – so help me Gulu:

It’s going on two weeks without eggs in Gulu and it will be another week before egg delivery.  Somewhere I suppose there were eggs hiding out in small clutches – there are certainly chickens.  Perhaps they are on strike.

But Holy and Bill, my great friends from Kolongo are visiting and staying at Casita Nancy and it’s their 39th wedding anniversary.  In celebration, they brought along a sacred bag of brownie mix from the States.  And said mix requires one egg.   I’m not in the mood to substitute a banana or applesauce (not that there is applesauce in Gulu…)

On the way back from getting breakfast (THEY have eggs – somehow) at a place we could charge our computers and access Wi-Fi, we stopped by Uchumi, the biggest grocery in Gulu, in the hope that a big chain would have eggs.  No eggs…. at least no eggs for sale.  But wait!

Just about the time we were consoling ourselves over the absence of eggs, sighted in my peripheral vision was  tray of eggs held high in the air in the hand of a Uchumi employee  headed to the bakery.  Ah HA! Chase that man down, certainly we can talk/beg him into selling  ONE.  I am not above grovelling for something that will ultimately emerge in chocolate.

On the off chance I can weedle an egg from this man, I put on my most charmingly pitiful face and explained I really need just one egg – could he let me buy just one from the bakery stash.   It’s a good day – he agrees after talking to the bakery folks.   Who in the world would want just one egg anyway – but she’s a Muzungu and there’s no tellin’.

Somewhat bemused, he hands me the solitary egg, which I clutch to my chest like a mother hen – after all it’s the golden egg from which brownies will be born. After collecting a few more items I went to pay and put my treasures on the counter.  The woman checker looks at the egg – looks at me – one egg?

This is the conversation which ensued – delivered in the stilted Uganglish (but always p-o-l-i-t-e) we use here:

Clerk: “You cannot buy one egg.”
Me: “One egg is all I was able get.”
Clerk: “But we do not sell just one egg.”
Me:  Smiling, “Well, your man in the bakery gave me that egg to buy because the eggs are finished”
Clerk: Bored, refrain – “We do not sell just one egg.”
Me:  Still smiling, “I know that is usually true, but I need an egg and you do not have eggs.  I talked to your employee in the bakery where you DO have eggs and he was nice enough to get this one for me.”
Clerk:  “But we do NOT SELL just one egg; we sell eggs by the tray of one dozen.”
Me:  Matter of fact-ly, “You do not have a dozen – in fact your  - eggs are finished, but the bakery gave me this ONE egg to buy. It is OK.”
Clerk:  Disgusted, “Madam’ – we – do – NOT – sell – just – one – egg!” (Note: everywhere else you can buy one egg, 20 eggs, 200 eggs…)
Me: Getting a little more direct, “I’ve been here two years and I have purchased three eggs, six eggs…  now I am buying ONE egg, because that is what the bakery would sell me and that is what I'm leaving with.”
Clerk:  Gave me the look… and now several others are in on the conversation trying to explain to this obviously deaf or stupid white woman that WE DO NOT SELL ONE EGG!
Me:  Raising my eyebrows, “I’m leaving with this egg…”
Clerk: Now the look has escalated to “Over my dead body.”  A crowd is gathering.
Me:  “You sell boiled eggs in the bakery- right? 
 Clerk:  "Yes?"
Me: "I could buy just one boiled egg?”
Clerk: “Yes, but this egg is not boiled…”
Me: “Pretend it is boiled and I will pay you for one boiled egg. I AM leaving with this egg…”
Clerk: “But that egg is NOT boiled and they count the eggs.”
Me: “ In all due respect, I’m leavin’ with this egg – so let’s find a way to make that happen. Count it as boiled.”
Clerk: Exasperated – she puts the egg in a bag.  I tell Holly to grab the bag to establish possession.
Me: “How much is a boiled egg? 400 schillings?  I will pay you 400 – no – make that 500 – even a 1000 sh. – I NOT LEAVING WITHOUT THAT EGG!”
Clerk: Sends a messenger to the bakery to get the code for a boiled egg.
Me: My heart quickens. Success is near! Already fantasizing about the possibility of brownies cooked in series in the small toaster oven - if the power comes back.
Clerk: Snatches the printed sticker with code from the messenger clerk and stabs the number into the cash register.
Holly:  Clutching the egg – she is beginning to move toward the door…
Me:  “Apwoyo matek,” to the gathered crowd, I dash for the door before she changes her mind.

We STILL don’t have the brownies – “power is finished,” but we have the prized egg and brownie mix.  Hope spring eternal.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Lighter Fare and Random Tales



After the gloom and doom of the last blog, I thought I'd send along some lighter fare and in the way that the universe sometimes colludes with humans, a story delivered itself as I walked to work this morning.  Gulu in the morning – no that is not a song title – is filled with a cacophony of sounds starting unfortunately at 4:30 in the morning with the Call to Prayer.    Now don’t get me wrong – I actually have loved the call to Prayer in both Tunisia and Morocco.  Looked forward to it even.

The Rooster Who Loved Me
Something has happened to it here, resembling as it does, the bleating of a seriously demented cow.  This has nothing to do with any opinion of the religion, the culture or the fact that it repeats itself multiple times throughout the day after waking me in the morning. As I said, elsewhere it has held appeal.  But they should really audition for this spot – Uganda’s got talent or something, get someone with a more melodious voice especially for the 4:30  AM because this guy sucks.  That apparently also wakes the roosters who start struttin’ their stuff shortly thereafter and continue through the day. Seven AM is announced by the loud rumbling and sometimes horn-blowing of the Post Bus proclaiming its exit from Gulu.   But that’s not the story…
Millet flour

The melodies of the morning continue with a repeat of the extremely loud and totally obnoxious roosters, people traffic and always the deep bass-beat from some club or another just winding down as the sun comes up or starting a new day. All this is presented against the ambient smell of fuel (paraffin as they call it) and charcoal Sigiri fires as people prepare their morning porridge – a pinkish gruel drunk from a cup.  This is probably pretty good and very nutritious, but as is the case with un-doctored oatmeal (as in: a little salt and lots of maple syrup or sugar) it looks unappetizing like watery oatmeal with a dash of Red Dye # 40.  It's the way people from north of the Mason Dixon line think about southern's grits!  In the bush - generally it's preparedwith no salt or embellishment and thankfully,  no red dye; the color comes from the pink millet. 

The day's music has begun: phones all have music or gospel rings.   Gulu folks do love their music – I’m told it’s because during the war (20 years of it if you recall) music could not be played for fear it would alert rebels to your location.  So when it’s played now, it’s with gusto and a strong proclivity towards 80s/90s hits, western, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, and the occasional Dolly Parton – usually involving a love gone wrong, a pickup truck and a dog gone or someone’s soul being saved.  The other day I rounded the corner just as Kenny Rogers began telling me and the rest of Gulu, “You’ve Got Know When to Hold ‘Em…. and Know When to Fold ‘Em…”    Good to know.

So it was against this background that I passed a big open truck full of moo-ing cows  being shipped out of Gulu either to Sudan or Kenya(there was Swahili on the back bumper).  None of them were bellowing the Call to Prayer – but I am ever hopeful.  All were jockeying for space - most of them were still young, but it was what was hanging above them that really caught my eye.  There blissfully swaying in its own private hammock was a baby calf, oblivious to and protected from the pushy beasts in the “cheap-seats” below. And that's the story that got this blog going.

The Marching Band practicing behind my house
The marching band is tuning up. It’s not 5 PM so there must be a occasion of some kind:  a graduation, death, Hand Washing Day, Male Circumcision Day, retirement…. a wedding. I’ll find out and let you know.  Ramadan ended last Friday – so it’s probably not that. Besides, that sounds distinctly non-Ramadan-ish anyway.  However, I was told that Thursday was a religious holiday (Assumption Day – Virgin Mary’s spirit is “assumed” to heaven)  so we (LABE) should not to hold a class on Friday morning because, “…everyone will still be drunk or hung over " apparently from toasting Virgin Mary. This would imply perhaps that Mary required some libations on her way from the physical domain to the netherworld and therefore provide ample excuse for her earthly acolytes to re-enact the preparations.  I doubt this is the case – but any holiday is followed by another day of recovery.  Not a bad plan in any country.

There are scenes from here I will never forget – and smells.  This afternoon, it was roasting g-nuts (think peanuts) from the shop that grinds sim-sim (sesame) and g-nuts, mixing them together for the local version of peanut butter known as g-nut paste.  Butter sounds so much more appetizing than paste, but it’s good. I used to buy it until I was informed by a local women that the woven trays they use to sift the sesame are coated with cow-dung to keep the basket from wearing out too soon.  Well – that took the bloom off of my desire especially after hearing about more than a few cases of dysentery caused by same.  I’m rather a wuss about some of the locally prepared delicacies because of the very real possibilities of raging stomach, not a good idea in general, but especially when riding in a truck in the bush or the long bus ride to Kampala, where the high grass with the ocassional snake (anyone for black mamba, green mamba, cobra...) constitutes the nearest "facilities."

Edible rats | You Are What You Eat
Anyeri or Edible Rat
The beans and rice are excellent, and there’s Malaquoin (greens mixed with g-nut paste) that’s good, and Millet Bread (think bread pudding consistency) but I’m not a fan of goat (it tastes like goats smell) and I’m not sure of the processing of other meats that hang in the sun in local markets.  In the field we are sometimes offered bush meat and that’s where you can really get into trouble. At the risk of being culturally inappropriate, I avoid it and go for the beans, but it’s not worth Ebola or Brucellosis.  And there’s always the delectable edible rat…   which in fact is a Cane Rat or Vole and is the source of what can be life-saving protein in a country where many cannot afford the purchase of meat from the local market and cannot afford to raise livestock.  I've not tasted it either, but I hear its delicious.  They are hunted with spears in the tall grass or with a trown rock during burning season.




  
A few weeks ago I had to smile when I realized I was having a very sane conversation about the ways people have tasted and prepared white ants: sauteed, raw or ground into ant paste and which tastes best.   To the right: one in its natural state...  to eat, remove wings and eat raw or  delicately sauteed with a bit of garlic and couple with a chilled glass of a fruity white wine.  No wine? No refrigerator? No cork screw?  Well - OK, how about a Nile beer.   These are actually termites, but what's in a name anyway? One person’s ant paste is another person's goose liver pate or escargot. Anthony Bourdain, eat your heart out.


 

A library update:  we have a hand-painted sign now on the library door and a mural extolling the virtues of using a mosquito net painted inside.  A more thorough update will appear in a future blog.  But the signs on the door were painted by a 12 year old boy who was was thrilled to be paid in a small set of locally purchased acrylics, paint brushes and an art-paper tablet. Surely no one in his village could afford those and if he'd been paid in shillings, it would have gone for food.  This way, at least his talent is encouraged. By the end of the next day, the Michelle, the PCV who discovered this young man's talent passed his house and saw that he'd already completed a portrait of his mother and had set up shop on his front "porch."  The Town Clerk has promised to work to get the Children’s Library included as a line item in next year’s budget and we’ll have some form of an opening day to coincide with Book Week in September.  Vic, the paints you sent made this possible. Kid’s puzzles, some of the books and art supplies sent by friends Pat and the Friday Painters, Marcia, Liz, Evie and Joan will find their way into not only the library but the opening day celebration.  


As I type, there’s a storm brewing - the huge trees outside rustling sounding like a room full of taffeta skirts swishing together as they dance in the wind – accompanied by rolling claps of thunder. Sounds ominous - I love it.  There is absolutely nothing like the thunder here – and I grew up in Louisiana and Texas known for some pretty spectacular storms.  I don’t know what it is about either the topography here or the lack of structures to dampen the sound, but it will rattle you out of your seat and your wits.  More that a few times the accompanying lightening has struck so near by that I smell the ozone and freeze – looking around to see if it hit inside or out.  Houses here (most with metal roofing) are not grounded, so if the house is struck, it often is conducted through the re-bar in the floor - explaining why entire schoolrooms full of children are killed in one strike.  I get my feet off the floor in a lightening storm.   Just saying…  I also just discovered that Uganda boasts the highest incidence of lightening-strikes in the world!  What's with that I wonder? 

Plastic bottle toy car
Bottle car - make your own!




 Little boys run through the open lots chasing their bicycle tire toys or dragging cars made from old water bottles, wire and bottle caps for tires. http://www.sendacow.org.uk/lessonsfromafrica/resources/recycling-plastic-bottle-toy  

Sundays, traipsing after their mothers are beautiful little girls with  skin of purple-black or melted chocolate depending on tribe, flashing incandescently bright teeth, pink gums and mega-watt smiles and dressed in their church finery of frilly white dresses purchased from ubiquitous piles of used clothing that are the Macy’s of Uganda. Male manicurists move through the streets carrying a plastic buckets holding the tools of the trade. Interestingly, I've never seen a female manicurist here. 

The shop owner from India has just been able to bring his wife and baby girl over after working for years to get enough money and then being thwarted by the absence of Yellow-Fever vaccine in India. They have avoided the temptation to buy a black-market World Health Card stamp for the vaccine that can get you through customs.  The little girl – sprouting three wispy ponytails is beautiful - dressed in fuzzy red Santa pants and a satiny red dress and displaying a smile with two tiny bottom peeking out. She has the radiance of knowing she is the center of the universe. 

Last week or so a friend and I were walking through town and were alarmed at the sound of crying kids – lots of them!  Searching for the source of all this frantic crying we tracked it down to multiple boda-bodas hauling rice sacs “saddle-bag” style down the street – each bag carrying two baby goats bleating at the indignity of their predicament.  It was kids crying alright – just not the “kids” we were expecting.  Whew.  Must have been goat market. 

And now – against the metal roof of my porch, the rain is slamming down and sounding like hail, but it’s just the rain-in-Africa.  Soon, at a bar near me, someone will start the generator (power is finished) and they’ll play “I Bless the Rains in Africa…”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdBcfRhzzAA.

Time to go cook.  I’ve located minced beef today from the same place that has eggs with yellow yolks (as opposed to yellow-grey) and will pretend to have tacos - without the shell – or the lettuce – or the cheese – or….  But I have taco seasonings and a fairly good imagination. 

A friend sent who has just gone home relayed back what a culture shock it was when she landed at her layover in the Amsterdam Airport, where she was “assaulted” by busy-ness, fast food, antiseptic cleanliness.  When she arrived in one of her favourite cities – San Francisco, it felt “flat and colorless.”  And so, as much as we find the challenges of daily life here overwhelming,  there are sights and sounds that enrich, assault and exhalt the senses and cause other sights to pale in comparison and relationships that touch us so deeply and genuinely that will be tattooed on the heart forever.   As I become aware that the time that seemed so un-endurably far away is approaching, I’m wondering how to tuck some of this away in a sacred place so that I will not forget either the pain or the joy. These contradictions keep me in the present, filled with gratitude and just enough off-balance to keep me questing.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Reality check - or Lessons in Non-Attachment


Fortunately, some time has passed and some of this has levelled out; but this is real life in Uganda.  It’s been a couple of weeks of reality checks.  These are not pleasant, b.ut things are improving - or I am adjusting

It started the week after my return from Zanzibar when I got a call that Peter was very sick – severe malaria was the fist diagnosis – and needed to go to the hospital, but was too weak to ride on the back of a Boda.   I’d been out the previous week with a young journalist who wanted to interview Peter for an article on the street kids, so I wanted to introduce her and let Peter decide if he would like to be interviewed.  It was brief but it also gave me a chance to see the school: a government school for War Affected Children.
A serious hike outside of Gulu.  I took a private hire the first time, t be sure I knew where to go.  At it was pricey.  Can’t do that very often.  walking is a commitment – 45 minutes there along one of the dusties 9or now muddiest) roads in Gulu.

The good news is that Peter reported he felt accepted for the first time in school: other kids had stories similar to his and he was no longer an outcast.  The bad news: “teaching is a problem.’ Schools here  “teach” every day Monday through Saturday, 8am to 7pm.  This means that the kids wake up early, clean the compound and start class.  Unless it’s a private school (and even here it’s questionable) there is not power (i.e. no lights for study at night) so if there’s homework – it’s done by flashlight or not at all, but usually not at all.   Sunday is for church, then classes in the afternoon.  No down time.

I learned that his school has no teachers on the weekends and they are often not back by Monday, so there’s little or no school on Monday either.  Then there’s the food issue:  if you are unlucky enough at the end of the line, the “food is finished” before a lot of students have eaten – so the one real meal they get per day, “is not there.’  And there’s the fact that it’s always posho (think hard, overcooked grits) and beans.  hard on the stomach.

Always something here surrounding school.  It’s not uncommon for the government NOT pay teachers for 6 months.   

On Saturday, Patrick – Peter’s friend as a close as you can get to sainthood in human form, walked the 45 minutes to the school with me and we visited.  The kids showed off the keyboard, an old discarded piece lacking batteries that morning.  It took a while; by they came back with 6-AA batteries, we discovered that the spring was “spoiled.”.  We improvised with a key to make the connection and hear a few renditions of a tune missing the upper register.  Moving on the music room, we were treated to the sounds of a “spoiled” piano whose string were rusted or missing, the felts hanging off the strikers at perilous angles. 

In the process, Peter casually informed us that he’s fainted in football practice – malaria they presume.  By Monday, it had progressed to the point that he needed transport to the hospital, but there was none, as the school’s vehicle is “spoiled” and he was too weak to go by Boda.  Hours later, they loaded Peter on a Boda with a teacher on the back to hold him on…     At the hospital  (a government run operation with neither a functioning lab nor antibiotics)  I found him severely dehydrated and only semi-conscious and placed on a black plastic covered bed.  He stayed the night, so after multiple trips and planning, I provided a blanket and a sheet.  Food would have to be delivered the next morning and during the day - since families here provide all services: food, sheets, etc.

To make a long story short, Peter  - feeing marginally better – left the hospital without being discharged (street kids are accustomed to a lot of independence) and found his way to another friend’s house.  It was morning before we found out his whereabouts and another set of friends (the only ones with a car because they are affiliated with a Canadian funded church) “picked” Peter and brought him BACK to the hospital for a typhoid test, which had to be administered at a clinic because – yep – no functioning lab at the hospital.  It came back negative because they’d given him antibiotics for 12 hours, but 10 other students from the school were admitted the same day with similar symptoms.

After a few days on Cypro and anti-malarials, Peter went back to school.  After one day, he was out again and last night took 10 phone calls to coordinate another ride to the hospital.  Today, we start again.  Another PCV whose site is at a better hospital will see if he can wrangle admission there to see if we can get to the bottom of this.  It could still be malaria, typhoid, cholera, or giardia.     Welcome to the Petrie-dish of diseases.

Moving along to a week that I hope has some celestial-retrograde explanations (because these could dissipate whereas other cause might not…) the man I have been working with on the Street-Kid project became so obnoxious with volunteers I’d referred to him, I had to withdraw my permission for my name to be used.  That has resulted in a stream of vitriolic e-mails that are frightening in the intensity of his anger. and have pronounced me: the enemy! So that project is off the books for me, but his presence is still around and the issue still raises its ugly head.   The joys of a small town in a place where people get poisoned for less.

And then – the final blow:  the library.  Much of the work that was done to organize the adult-room of the library was undone, when the bigwigs from Kampala swept through and demanded it be done in the Dewey Decimal System.  Never mind that they have no manpower to catalogue the books, no computer, no card-catalogue, etc.  So half of the books so carefully arranged and labelled were in stacks, shelves re-arranged, etc.  This is so common in the development world that it was just another nail in the coffin.  NGO and government offices run from Kampala where there are resources, hand down mandates to the field where they have no concept of what’s “on the ground.’ They issue commands that cannot possibly be implemented because they are completely out of touch with the realities of life, lack of resources, etc.  Yes – I know I’m ranting.   And I’ve had to step back.  I’d already decided I can’t be attached to the outcome of what happens here in terms of sustainability.   I can plan for it, but not rely on it.  Yet -  but I thought I could at least get out of town with an vaguely intact system.    Apparently not.

Fortunately, the Children’s Library was left relatively unscathed, but the bigwig had recommended that the already termite damaged 6-foot tall shelves be moved along the outside wall of windows, blocking the windows and only light - so the kids could “play.”  Never mind that there is no other light-source and that rain comes in through the windows re-creating the perfect habitat for termites whose mounds are periodically removed from inside the library.

God bless the Ugandan volunteer who has been working with us.  Stella, who started this project as a rather unwilling participant asking what we would “give,” has – after seeing our hard work, good ideas and persistence, become a true ally.  She’s willing to stand her ground in the Children’s Room.    The most amazing victory of yesterday and indeed the last few months came in the form of FIRE.  Remember the thousands of newspapers we organized and the many more thousands of duplicates?  We’d tried for months to find a home for these and there were 5 more years of termite and mildew-ridden issues stored in the falling down back rooms.  She had been intransigent about letting them go.  Yesterday, as we were waiting around for a 12-year old artist to paint an anti-malaria cartoon on the wall (lovely work by the way) she surprised us by saying “Let’s burn the newspapers!” 

Jubilant, we got to work taking loads to the pit and setting fire.   As the fire began to tickle the edges of some stacks and we were hauling in more, we discovered a man frantically trying to pull them OUT of the fire.  After all this time, we accidently had found a taker.  We explained that we had thousands of papers he could have for free if he would get them out of there that same day.  In an act of efficiency rarely seen, he arrived with a wooden wheelbarrow. but then commandeered a motorcycle trailer and a bunch of friends and took them all.

The day ended on an up beat with the papers gone, and the beginnings of a beautiful mural.   Sara, our USAID friend invited us all over and cooked the absolute best pizza since her last absolutely best Pizza, a fresh salad of greens from her garden AND – homemade banana pudding.  In the midst of it came the call that Peter needed to be taken back to the hospital….

Well – that’s the last two weeks folks.   We’ll see what the day brings.  Me-thinks the universe is conspiring to make it easier to leave, knowing that staying a little longer doesn’t really give me any extra control.  The networks built will have their own life and – once again – only those projects in which people are personally vested will move forward.  We know this, are told this, but living it in real time brings home the reality that development work is about planting seeds.    The most unlikely ones will flourish, but not necessarily in the way you first anticipated. 

Peter is back in school.  And I’ve reminded myself that one white woman cannot make up for what has formed Peter for the past 16 years.  The mural is mostly finished in the library, even though I had to do it because of failed communication regarding his return.  Stella the wonderful volunteer has landed a better job in Kampala and I’m happy for her, but that means the library could close for an indefinite period of time.  We’ll need to jump through hoops to even begin to get the city to allow more volunteers to man the Children’s Room.

And so it begins again…