Monday, August 26, 2013

The Egg and I


The following is the truth – nothing but the truth – so help me Gulu:

It’s going on two weeks without eggs in Gulu and it will be another week before egg delivery.  Somewhere I suppose there were eggs hiding out in small clutches – there are certainly chickens.  Perhaps they are on strike.

But Holy and Bill, my great friends from Kolongo are visiting and staying at Casita Nancy and it’s their 39th wedding anniversary.  In celebration, they brought along a sacred bag of brownie mix from the States.  And said mix requires one egg.   I’m not in the mood to substitute a banana or applesauce (not that there is applesauce in Gulu…)

On the way back from getting breakfast (THEY have eggs – somehow) at a place we could charge our computers and access Wi-Fi, we stopped by Uchumi, the biggest grocery in Gulu, in the hope that a big chain would have eggs.  No eggs…. at least no eggs for sale.  But wait!

Just about the time we were consoling ourselves over the absence of eggs, sighted in my peripheral vision was  tray of eggs held high in the air in the hand of a Uchumi employee  headed to the bakery.  Ah HA! Chase that man down, certainly we can talk/beg him into selling  ONE.  I am not above grovelling for something that will ultimately emerge in chocolate.

On the off chance I can weedle an egg from this man, I put on my most charmingly pitiful face and explained I really need just one egg – could he let me buy just one from the bakery stash.   It’s a good day – he agrees after talking to the bakery folks.   Who in the world would want just one egg anyway – but she’s a Muzungu and there’s no tellin’.

Somewhat bemused, he hands me the solitary egg, which I clutch to my chest like a mother hen – after all it’s the golden egg from which brownies will be born. After collecting a few more items I went to pay and put my treasures on the counter.  The woman checker looks at the egg – looks at me – one egg?

This is the conversation which ensued – delivered in the stilted Uganglish (but always p-o-l-i-t-e) we use here:

Clerk: “You cannot buy one egg.”
Me: “One egg is all I was able get.”
Clerk: “But we do not sell just one egg.”
Me:  Smiling, “Well, your man in the bakery gave me that egg to buy because the eggs are finished”
Clerk: Bored, refrain – “We do not sell just one egg.”
Me:  Still smiling, “I know that is usually true, but I need an egg and you do not have eggs.  I talked to your employee in the bakery where you DO have eggs and he was nice enough to get this one for me.”
Clerk:  “But we do NOT SELL just one egg; we sell eggs by the tray of one dozen.”
Me:  Matter of fact-ly, “You do not have a dozen – in fact your  - eggs are finished, but the bakery gave me this ONE egg to buy. It is OK.”
Clerk:  Disgusted, “Madam’ – we – do – NOT – sell – just – one – egg!” (Note: everywhere else you can buy one egg, 20 eggs, 200 eggs…)
Me: Getting a little more direct, “I’ve been here two years and I have purchased three eggs, six eggs…  now I am buying ONE egg, because that is what the bakery would sell me and that is what I'm leaving with.”
Clerk:  Gave me the look… and now several others are in on the conversation trying to explain to this obviously deaf or stupid white woman that WE DO NOT SELL ONE EGG!
Me:  Raising my eyebrows, “I’m leaving with this egg…”
Clerk: Now the look has escalated to “Over my dead body.”  A crowd is gathering.
Me:  “You sell boiled eggs in the bakery- right? 
 Clerk:  "Yes?"
Me: "I could buy just one boiled egg?”
Clerk: “Yes, but this egg is not boiled…”
Me: “Pretend it is boiled and I will pay you for one boiled egg. I AM leaving with this egg…”
Clerk: “But that egg is NOT boiled and they count the eggs.”
Me: “ In all due respect, I’m leavin’ with this egg – so let’s find a way to make that happen. Count it as boiled.”
Clerk: Exasperated – she puts the egg in a bag.  I tell Holly to grab the bag to establish possession.
Me: “How much is a boiled egg? 400 schillings?  I will pay you 400 – no – make that 500 – even a 1000 sh. – I NOT LEAVING WITHOUT THAT EGG!”
Clerk: Sends a messenger to the bakery to get the code for a boiled egg.
Me: My heart quickens. Success is near! Already fantasizing about the possibility of brownies cooked in series in the small toaster oven - if the power comes back.
Clerk: Snatches the printed sticker with code from the messenger clerk and stabs the number into the cash register.
Holly:  Clutching the egg – she is beginning to move toward the door…
Me:  “Apwoyo matek,” to the gathered crowd, I dash for the door before she changes her mind.

We STILL don’t have the brownies – “power is finished,” but we have the prized egg and brownie mix.  Hope spring eternal.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Lighter Fare and Random Tales



After the gloom and doom of the last blog, I thought I'd send along some lighter fare and in the way that the universe sometimes colludes with humans, a story delivered itself as I walked to work this morning.  Gulu in the morning – no that is not a song title – is filled with a cacophony of sounds starting unfortunately at 4:30 in the morning with the Call to Prayer.    Now don’t get me wrong – I actually have loved the call to Prayer in both Tunisia and Morocco.  Looked forward to it even.

The Rooster Who Loved Me
Something has happened to it here, resembling as it does, the bleating of a seriously demented cow.  This has nothing to do with any opinion of the religion, the culture or the fact that it repeats itself multiple times throughout the day after waking me in the morning. As I said, elsewhere it has held appeal.  But they should really audition for this spot – Uganda’s got talent or something, get someone with a more melodious voice especially for the 4:30  AM because this guy sucks.  That apparently also wakes the roosters who start struttin’ their stuff shortly thereafter and continue through the day. Seven AM is announced by the loud rumbling and sometimes horn-blowing of the Post Bus proclaiming its exit from Gulu.   But that’s not the story…
Millet flour

The melodies of the morning continue with a repeat of the extremely loud and totally obnoxious roosters, people traffic and always the deep bass-beat from some club or another just winding down as the sun comes up or starting a new day. All this is presented against the ambient smell of fuel (paraffin as they call it) and charcoal Sigiri fires as people prepare their morning porridge – a pinkish gruel drunk from a cup.  This is probably pretty good and very nutritious, but as is the case with un-doctored oatmeal (as in: a little salt and lots of maple syrup or sugar) it looks unappetizing like watery oatmeal with a dash of Red Dye # 40.  It's the way people from north of the Mason Dixon line think about southern's grits!  In the bush - generally it's preparedwith no salt or embellishment and thankfully,  no red dye; the color comes from the pink millet. 

The day's music has begun: phones all have music or gospel rings.   Gulu folks do love their music – I’m told it’s because during the war (20 years of it if you recall) music could not be played for fear it would alert rebels to your location.  So when it’s played now, it’s with gusto and a strong proclivity towards 80s/90s hits, western, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, and the occasional Dolly Parton – usually involving a love gone wrong, a pickup truck and a dog gone or someone’s soul being saved.  The other day I rounded the corner just as Kenny Rogers began telling me and the rest of Gulu, “You’ve Got Know When to Hold ‘Em…. and Know When to Fold ‘Em…”    Good to know.

So it was against this background that I passed a big open truck full of moo-ing cows  being shipped out of Gulu either to Sudan or Kenya(there was Swahili on the back bumper).  None of them were bellowing the Call to Prayer – but I am ever hopeful.  All were jockeying for space - most of them were still young, but it was what was hanging above them that really caught my eye.  There blissfully swaying in its own private hammock was a baby calf, oblivious to and protected from the pushy beasts in the “cheap-seats” below. And that's the story that got this blog going.

The Marching Band practicing behind my house
The marching band is tuning up. It’s not 5 PM so there must be a occasion of some kind:  a graduation, death, Hand Washing Day, Male Circumcision Day, retirement…. a wedding. I’ll find out and let you know.  Ramadan ended last Friday – so it’s probably not that. Besides, that sounds distinctly non-Ramadan-ish anyway.  However, I was told that Thursday was a religious holiday (Assumption Day – Virgin Mary’s spirit is “assumed” to heaven)  so we (LABE) should not to hold a class on Friday morning because, “…everyone will still be drunk or hung over " apparently from toasting Virgin Mary. This would imply perhaps that Mary required some libations on her way from the physical domain to the netherworld and therefore provide ample excuse for her earthly acolytes to re-enact the preparations.  I doubt this is the case – but any holiday is followed by another day of recovery.  Not a bad plan in any country.

There are scenes from here I will never forget – and smells.  This afternoon, it was roasting g-nuts (think peanuts) from the shop that grinds sim-sim (sesame) and g-nuts, mixing them together for the local version of peanut butter known as g-nut paste.  Butter sounds so much more appetizing than paste, but it’s good. I used to buy it until I was informed by a local women that the woven trays they use to sift the sesame are coated with cow-dung to keep the basket from wearing out too soon.  Well – that took the bloom off of my desire especially after hearing about more than a few cases of dysentery caused by same.  I’m rather a wuss about some of the locally prepared delicacies because of the very real possibilities of raging stomach, not a good idea in general, but especially when riding in a truck in the bush or the long bus ride to Kampala, where the high grass with the ocassional snake (anyone for black mamba, green mamba, cobra...) constitutes the nearest "facilities."

Edible rats | You Are What You Eat
Anyeri or Edible Rat
The beans and rice are excellent, and there’s Malaquoin (greens mixed with g-nut paste) that’s good, and Millet Bread (think bread pudding consistency) but I’m not a fan of goat (it tastes like goats smell) and I’m not sure of the processing of other meats that hang in the sun in local markets.  In the field we are sometimes offered bush meat and that’s where you can really get into trouble. At the risk of being culturally inappropriate, I avoid it and go for the beans, but it’s not worth Ebola or Brucellosis.  And there’s always the delectable edible rat…   which in fact is a Cane Rat or Vole and is the source of what can be life-saving protein in a country where many cannot afford the purchase of meat from the local market and cannot afford to raise livestock.  I've not tasted it either, but I hear its delicious.  They are hunted with spears in the tall grass or with a trown rock during burning season.




  
A few weeks ago I had to smile when I realized I was having a very sane conversation about the ways people have tasted and prepared white ants: sauteed, raw or ground into ant paste and which tastes best.   To the right: one in its natural state...  to eat, remove wings and eat raw or  delicately sauteed with a bit of garlic and couple with a chilled glass of a fruity white wine.  No wine? No refrigerator? No cork screw?  Well - OK, how about a Nile beer.   These are actually termites, but what's in a name anyway? One person’s ant paste is another person's goose liver pate or escargot. Anthony Bourdain, eat your heart out.


 

A library update:  we have a hand-painted sign now on the library door and a mural extolling the virtues of using a mosquito net painted inside.  A more thorough update will appear in a future blog.  But the signs on the door were painted by a 12 year old boy who was was thrilled to be paid in a small set of locally purchased acrylics, paint brushes and an art-paper tablet. Surely no one in his village could afford those and if he'd been paid in shillings, it would have gone for food.  This way, at least his talent is encouraged. By the end of the next day, the Michelle, the PCV who discovered this young man's talent passed his house and saw that he'd already completed a portrait of his mother and had set up shop on his front "porch."  The Town Clerk has promised to work to get the Children’s Library included as a line item in next year’s budget and we’ll have some form of an opening day to coincide with Book Week in September.  Vic, the paints you sent made this possible. Kid’s puzzles, some of the books and art supplies sent by friends Pat and the Friday Painters, Marcia, Liz, Evie and Joan will find their way into not only the library but the opening day celebration.  


As I type, there’s a storm brewing - the huge trees outside rustling sounding like a room full of taffeta skirts swishing together as they dance in the wind – accompanied by rolling claps of thunder. Sounds ominous - I love it.  There is absolutely nothing like the thunder here – and I grew up in Louisiana and Texas known for some pretty spectacular storms.  I don’t know what it is about either the topography here or the lack of structures to dampen the sound, but it will rattle you out of your seat and your wits.  More that a few times the accompanying lightening has struck so near by that I smell the ozone and freeze – looking around to see if it hit inside or out.  Houses here (most with metal roofing) are not grounded, so if the house is struck, it often is conducted through the re-bar in the floor - explaining why entire schoolrooms full of children are killed in one strike.  I get my feet off the floor in a lightening storm.   Just saying…  I also just discovered that Uganda boasts the highest incidence of lightening-strikes in the world!  What's with that I wonder? 

Plastic bottle toy car
Bottle car - make your own!




 Little boys run through the open lots chasing their bicycle tire toys or dragging cars made from old water bottles, wire and bottle caps for tires. http://www.sendacow.org.uk/lessonsfromafrica/resources/recycling-plastic-bottle-toy  

Sundays, traipsing after their mothers are beautiful little girls with  skin of purple-black or melted chocolate depending on tribe, flashing incandescently bright teeth, pink gums and mega-watt smiles and dressed in their church finery of frilly white dresses purchased from ubiquitous piles of used clothing that are the Macy’s of Uganda. Male manicurists move through the streets carrying a plastic buckets holding the tools of the trade. Interestingly, I've never seen a female manicurist here. 

The shop owner from India has just been able to bring his wife and baby girl over after working for years to get enough money and then being thwarted by the absence of Yellow-Fever vaccine in India. They have avoided the temptation to buy a black-market World Health Card stamp for the vaccine that can get you through customs.  The little girl – sprouting three wispy ponytails is beautiful - dressed in fuzzy red Santa pants and a satiny red dress and displaying a smile with two tiny bottom peeking out. She has the radiance of knowing she is the center of the universe. 

Last week or so a friend and I were walking through town and were alarmed at the sound of crying kids – lots of them!  Searching for the source of all this frantic crying we tracked it down to multiple boda-bodas hauling rice sacs “saddle-bag” style down the street – each bag carrying two baby goats bleating at the indignity of their predicament.  It was kids crying alright – just not the “kids” we were expecting.  Whew.  Must have been goat market. 

And now – against the metal roof of my porch, the rain is slamming down and sounding like hail, but it’s just the rain-in-Africa.  Soon, at a bar near me, someone will start the generator (power is finished) and they’ll play “I Bless the Rains in Africa…”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdBcfRhzzAA.

Time to go cook.  I’ve located minced beef today from the same place that has eggs with yellow yolks (as opposed to yellow-grey) and will pretend to have tacos - without the shell – or the lettuce – or the cheese – or….  But I have taco seasonings and a fairly good imagination. 

A friend sent who has just gone home relayed back what a culture shock it was when she landed at her layover in the Amsterdam Airport, where she was “assaulted” by busy-ness, fast food, antiseptic cleanliness.  When she arrived in one of her favourite cities – San Francisco, it felt “flat and colorless.”  And so, as much as we find the challenges of daily life here overwhelming,  there are sights and sounds that enrich, assault and exhalt the senses and cause other sights to pale in comparison and relationships that touch us so deeply and genuinely that will be tattooed on the heart forever.   As I become aware that the time that seemed so un-endurably far away is approaching, I’m wondering how to tuck some of this away in a sacred place so that I will not forget either the pain or the joy. These contradictions keep me in the present, filled with gratitude and just enough off-balance to keep me questing.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Reality check - or Lessons in Non-Attachment


Fortunately, some time has passed and some of this has levelled out; but this is real life in Uganda.  It’s been a couple of weeks of reality checks.  These are not pleasant, b.ut things are improving - or I am adjusting

It started the week after my return from Zanzibar when I got a call that Peter was very sick – severe malaria was the fist diagnosis – and needed to go to the hospital, but was too weak to ride on the back of a Boda.   I’d been out the previous week with a young journalist who wanted to interview Peter for an article on the street kids, so I wanted to introduce her and let Peter decide if he would like to be interviewed.  It was brief but it also gave me a chance to see the school: a government school for War Affected Children.
A serious hike outside of Gulu.  I took a private hire the first time, t be sure I knew where to go.  At it was pricey.  Can’t do that very often.  walking is a commitment – 45 minutes there along one of the dusties 9or now muddiest) roads in Gulu.

The good news is that Peter reported he felt accepted for the first time in school: other kids had stories similar to his and he was no longer an outcast.  The bad news: “teaching is a problem.’ Schools here  “teach” every day Monday through Saturday, 8am to 7pm.  This means that the kids wake up early, clean the compound and start class.  Unless it’s a private school (and even here it’s questionable) there is not power (i.e. no lights for study at night) so if there’s homework – it’s done by flashlight or not at all, but usually not at all.   Sunday is for church, then classes in the afternoon.  No down time.

I learned that his school has no teachers on the weekends and they are often not back by Monday, so there’s little or no school on Monday either.  Then there’s the food issue:  if you are unlucky enough at the end of the line, the “food is finished” before a lot of students have eaten – so the one real meal they get per day, “is not there.’  And there’s the fact that it’s always posho (think hard, overcooked grits) and beans.  hard on the stomach.

Always something here surrounding school.  It’s not uncommon for the government NOT pay teachers for 6 months.   

On Saturday, Patrick – Peter’s friend as a close as you can get to sainthood in human form, walked the 45 minutes to the school with me and we visited.  The kids showed off the keyboard, an old discarded piece lacking batteries that morning.  It took a while; by they came back with 6-AA batteries, we discovered that the spring was “spoiled.”.  We improvised with a key to make the connection and hear a few renditions of a tune missing the upper register.  Moving on the music room, we were treated to the sounds of a “spoiled” piano whose string were rusted or missing, the felts hanging off the strikers at perilous angles. 

In the process, Peter casually informed us that he’s fainted in football practice – malaria they presume.  By Monday, it had progressed to the point that he needed transport to the hospital, but there was none, as the school’s vehicle is “spoiled” and he was too weak to go by Boda.  Hours later, they loaded Peter on a Boda with a teacher on the back to hold him on…     At the hospital  (a government run operation with neither a functioning lab nor antibiotics)  I found him severely dehydrated and only semi-conscious and placed on a black plastic covered bed.  He stayed the night, so after multiple trips and planning, I provided a blanket and a sheet.  Food would have to be delivered the next morning and during the day - since families here provide all services: food, sheets, etc.

To make a long story short, Peter  - feeing marginally better – left the hospital without being discharged (street kids are accustomed to a lot of independence) and found his way to another friend’s house.  It was morning before we found out his whereabouts and another set of friends (the only ones with a car because they are affiliated with a Canadian funded church) “picked” Peter and brought him BACK to the hospital for a typhoid test, which had to be administered at a clinic because – yep – no functioning lab at the hospital.  It came back negative because they’d given him antibiotics for 12 hours, but 10 other students from the school were admitted the same day with similar symptoms.

After a few days on Cypro and anti-malarials, Peter went back to school.  After one day, he was out again and last night took 10 phone calls to coordinate another ride to the hospital.  Today, we start again.  Another PCV whose site is at a better hospital will see if he can wrangle admission there to see if we can get to the bottom of this.  It could still be malaria, typhoid, cholera, or giardia.     Welcome to the Petrie-dish of diseases.

Moving along to a week that I hope has some celestial-retrograde explanations (because these could dissipate whereas other cause might not…) the man I have been working with on the Street-Kid project became so obnoxious with volunteers I’d referred to him, I had to withdraw my permission for my name to be used.  That has resulted in a stream of vitriolic e-mails that are frightening in the intensity of his anger. and have pronounced me: the enemy! So that project is off the books for me, but his presence is still around and the issue still raises its ugly head.   The joys of a small town in a place where people get poisoned for less.

And then – the final blow:  the library.  Much of the work that was done to organize the adult-room of the library was undone, when the bigwigs from Kampala swept through and demanded it be done in the Dewey Decimal System.  Never mind that they have no manpower to catalogue the books, no computer, no card-catalogue, etc.  So half of the books so carefully arranged and labelled were in stacks, shelves re-arranged, etc.  This is so common in the development world that it was just another nail in the coffin.  NGO and government offices run from Kampala where there are resources, hand down mandates to the field where they have no concept of what’s “on the ground.’ They issue commands that cannot possibly be implemented because they are completely out of touch with the realities of life, lack of resources, etc.  Yes – I know I’m ranting.   And I’ve had to step back.  I’d already decided I can’t be attached to the outcome of what happens here in terms of sustainability.   I can plan for it, but not rely on it.  Yet -  but I thought I could at least get out of town with an vaguely intact system.    Apparently not.

Fortunately, the Children’s Library was left relatively unscathed, but the bigwig had recommended that the already termite damaged 6-foot tall shelves be moved along the outside wall of windows, blocking the windows and only light - so the kids could “play.”  Never mind that there is no other light-source and that rain comes in through the windows re-creating the perfect habitat for termites whose mounds are periodically removed from inside the library.

God bless the Ugandan volunteer who has been working with us.  Stella, who started this project as a rather unwilling participant asking what we would “give,” has – after seeing our hard work, good ideas and persistence, become a true ally.  She’s willing to stand her ground in the Children’s Room.    The most amazing victory of yesterday and indeed the last few months came in the form of FIRE.  Remember the thousands of newspapers we organized and the many more thousands of duplicates?  We’d tried for months to find a home for these and there were 5 more years of termite and mildew-ridden issues stored in the falling down back rooms.  She had been intransigent about letting them go.  Yesterday, as we were waiting around for a 12-year old artist to paint an anti-malaria cartoon on the wall (lovely work by the way) she surprised us by saying “Let’s burn the newspapers!” 

Jubilant, we got to work taking loads to the pit and setting fire.   As the fire began to tickle the edges of some stacks and we were hauling in more, we discovered a man frantically trying to pull them OUT of the fire.  After all this time, we accidently had found a taker.  We explained that we had thousands of papers he could have for free if he would get them out of there that same day.  In an act of efficiency rarely seen, he arrived with a wooden wheelbarrow. but then commandeered a motorcycle trailer and a bunch of friends and took them all.

The day ended on an up beat with the papers gone, and the beginnings of a beautiful mural.   Sara, our USAID friend invited us all over and cooked the absolute best pizza since her last absolutely best Pizza, a fresh salad of greens from her garden AND – homemade banana pudding.  In the midst of it came the call that Peter needed to be taken back to the hospital….

Well – that’s the last two weeks folks.   We’ll see what the day brings.  Me-thinks the universe is conspiring to make it easier to leave, knowing that staying a little longer doesn’t really give me any extra control.  The networks built will have their own life and – once again – only those projects in which people are personally vested will move forward.  We know this, are told this, but living it in real time brings home the reality that development work is about planting seeds.    The most unlikely ones will flourish, but not necessarily in the way you first anticipated. 

Peter is back in school.  And I’ve reminded myself that one white woman cannot make up for what has formed Peter for the past 16 years.  The mural is mostly finished in the library, even though I had to do it because of failed communication regarding his return.  Stella the wonderful volunteer has landed a better job in Kampala and I’m happy for her, but that means the library could close for an indefinite period of time.  We’ll need to jump through hoops to even begin to get the city to allow more volunteers to man the Children’s Room.

And so it begins again…

Sunday, July 21, 2013

We've been "sleeping around." Zanzibar and COS


I’ve been sleeping around….

Now that I have your attention, I’m baaack from “sleeping around,” the Ugandan expression for having been traveling and sleeping somewhere else…  So yes, I'm happy to say I’ve been “sleeping around” in the wonderful world of sand and sea, blue waters, seafood, fresh breezes, pina-coladas, shopping and reading under the shade of a palm tree.   
A beach in Stone Town

In the Ugandan vernacular, when you have been gone for a while that statement is, “You have been lost.”  Yes – and it was pure heaven. I have now  - unfortunately - been found back here in Uganda.  We arrived back in Gulu finding neither power nor water. And several in our group came back with the flu.  

But I digress.   First – more about Zanzibar.   How can I spend two years in Africa and not go to a place with such an exotic sounding name: Zanzibar!    We went in a noisy troop of six irreverent women of a “certain age” and one brave husband.  Arriving in Kampala a day early because none of us wanted to risk the very real possibility of a bus being cancelled (it is not there) or a delay due to mechanical problems (it is spoiled) or just late (it is not there) we checked into our “home away from home” – the Annex.  Disagreeing to some degree over when we should arrive at the airport (the women wanted to leave e-a-r-l-y to avoid the above mentioned list of possible calamities between Kampala and Entebbe, so we did and arrived with more than enough time to spare.
Our group minus one on day two
Now – for those of you who have ever griped about the NTSB procedures, which require everything from being X-Ray ed to being felt-up at the airports Stateside, please be assured things are worse elsewhere.  Whereas this happens once in the US, it happens at multiple checkpoints in Africa.  Entering, one puts everything on the standard conveyor built where thee is evidently some low-level scanning going on.  Maybe a little feeling-up and wanding as you go through.    Then – of course there is the standard passport checking, fingerprint scanning and distrustful immigration officer whose attempts at intimidation make one feel like you’re the spy-who-came-in-from-the-cold.    Then – there is the wait.  No gates are announced – one must intuit these things.    This was all relatively painless however and we were served a cold, soggy beef and cucumber sandwich as a snack n the plane – so far so good. 

We landed at Kilimanjaro airport yes – that Kilimanjaro - to get off the plane and wait around so we could get back on the same plane in 15 minutes to fly another land in ZANZIBAR.  Our ride was there ON TIME – the first fabulous difference we have discovered being out of Uganda.  we were taken to Santa Monica’s Hostel, a beautiful old convent turned hotel.  This place was the site of the last know slave-market in Africa and the history is palpable. 

Stone Town is known for it’s haphazard assembly of narrow, winding streets – and they feel even more  tortuous to night.   But we were a hungry tribe so found our way to a open place that served seafood, something we’ve all be salivating over for months now.  We had lovely King Prawns and fell in bed happy travelers. Stone Town is a classic old Muslim village and it was such a welcome change to see happy, carefree children running and squealing with delight.  Still, we had to dodge the ubiquitous motorcycles careening around blind corners, to get to shops filled with tempting wares from antique spice chests to Tanzinite, which I could not afford.  It’s said the supply of Tanzinite will be gone in 5-years, but this might just be a clever marketing ploy.  Also known for it’s amazing doors, it was hard to make it down an street without taking pictures.  


Zanzibar is known for its doors, the design of which originated from the need to stop elephants before that rampaged through it – therefore – all were outfitted with long spikes.  Now that elephants no longer go marauding through the streets, the spikes have become decorative brass knobs.

 The next day, we were wild to get to water and shopping and good coffee and as luck would have it all were found in the same direction!  Stone Town, for all of it’s charm is still a tourist mecca so we opted out after getting our fill shops (it can happen).   



Stone Town Night Seafood Bizarre


The last night though we discovered the seafood-buffet that appears in the harbor every night.  There are no words to describe it:  hundreds of tables laden with skewers of every seafood known to mankind – fish of every variety – squid – octopus all dredged in spices.

Seafood Extravaganza

Since we’d eaten elsewhere – being a little suspicious of seafood that’s been sitting out for god knows how long – I opted for a “pizza” of chocolate and bananas grilled on a Segiri.    Interesting but not to-die-for.

 Next day, after coffee on the beach we were picked up ON TIME (one could get used to this) and taken on a spice-tour before getting to our beach place in Paje.    Something like  old plantation grounds, it shared the land with a school and we were met by a gaggle of little Muslim school-girls who all wanted their pictures taken.   I can’t believe how much we learned about spices and their plants.  The Swahili meal was good and we took off for Paje and our hotel, Ndame. 



Ndame Beach Lodge Zanzibar
Ndame Beach

Now I’ve spent time on some beautiful beaches and this ne has to fall near the top of the list:  talcum soft sand and clear blue waters, protected by a reef line out to which you could walk at low tide.   Tides on this side of the island are extreme, so at slack tide you can walk out almost half a mile.

The highlight of the trip was a snorkeling day which got off to a slightly rough start when we headed out on a old wooden boat with an unhappy motor.  Fortunately, when it sputtered to a stop we were still close to the beach and after going back in for a new fuel line we somehow managed to be on our way.  Slipping by a family of dolphins we were invited by our pilot to have a swim with the dolphins.  This amounted to jumping in - in a mad clamor and swimming like hell to “follow them.”  I know this will come as a surprise, but dolphins are faster than humans so it was a bit of a cluster, but still exciting to be that close in the water.  I did manage to hover over a small school, including babies, at about 20 feet below me. 

Having snorkeled in the Bahamas and Caribbean,  the fish here by comparison were not the bright neon beauties I’d expected, but much more subdued in coloring and I’m a little curious as the evolutionary or environmental cause for this.    Sounds like a Google question to me…  Oh but it was glorious to be in the water again, paddling along over this very different reef.  Starving by this time, we were taken to one of the most spectacular virgin sandbars – in the Indian Ocean where our trusty guides became to unload a table and chairs, a shaggy shade cloth canopy, four lobsters and a Sigiri.  While we beach combed and marveled at the jaw-dropping beauty of this place, they grilled a spectacular fresh seafood lunch accompanied by cardamom  rice and tomato curry.    Heaven.  On the trip home, we snorkeled for a few more minutes over a reef consisting only of flat flow-petal like formations.   We arrived back just in time to wash the salt off and climb into slightly more civilized clothes to have dinner at The Rock.  The venue was spectacular and the food mediocre (unless you had the lobster at $50/plate).  That was July 4th and I can tell you that everyday I spend here makes me appreciate the US – warts and all. 

After days on the beach, eating like there’s no tomorrow, we headed back on July 7th and were brought hard-back to reality as we got to the airport after waking at 4:30 AM for a 5:00 AM pickup and hour drive back to the airport.  We were greeted with the news that out flight had been cancelled and changed to a flight that would – are you ready for this – leave Zanzibar, fly to Dar el Selam, put us on another plane which would fly is BACK To ZANZIBAR where we would then fly to Nairobi – and then – at some point – get us to Entebbe.  Unable to explain why this was illogical, we finally worked with Precision Air and ended up being divided into three separate groups on three separate flights.  Our little group of three spent 11 hours in the Nairobi airport, before boarding a 10:30 PM flight into Entebbe. It appears we are still in Africa and still dealing with air travel, despite the illusion that we may have spent time in relative order.  While in Nairobi we witness a near riot of flight delays and had to admit, we sympathized.   The good part of the flight was seeing Mt. Kilimanjaro out the port window.  I didn't have my camera, but this shot captured it.

View from our room

Close of Service Conference (COS) was next and we road a rowdy bus filled with our compatriots to Jinga and discovered to our great delight that we would spend the next two days at a beautiful resort on the Nile.   During our two years, we have lived like paupers, stayed a hostels sharing bathrooms and dormitory style hotel rooms  so we were pretty happy to arrive at a real honest-to-god resort with beautiful rooms overlooking the Nile, complete with a bar, decent food and monkeys. 



Monkeys observing PC behavior
 "Superlative" awards were given and and yours-truly was granted a dubious moniker.

I accept this PC Emmy proudly and thank all the opportunities along the way to further tweak my vocabulary. Since some readers might be offended if I printed it and I'm trying somewhat to keep this "suitable for all audiences," you will just have to wait until I get home to hear it.Suffice it to say, that a sense humor and a few well-placed bad words are necessary tools for the insanity here.  The award will be framed and put in a prominent location in whatever place a call home next, lest I ever forget this roller-coaster-ride experience we call Peace Corps.

Still, after all this time one go from the pits of despair to the top of the mountain in a matter of seconds.   And this morning as a friend and I plodded through ankle-deep mud from a beautiful all night rain and were cursing the process, we looked up to discover a huge herd of Ankoli cattle like the ones below being shepherded through the alley in front of my house.   And in that moment, I loved Uganda.

Moooooo

Thursday, June 27, 2013

More on the topic of roller-coasters....


Aaaah - the Roller Coaster Ride of Emotions is always right at the back door waiting for - no - grabbing - passengers.  Just about the time you think you’ve acclimated to a new way of doing things, of living, of thinking the weird has become normal and you’ve become somewhat inured to  heartbreaking sights and stories, something throws you on the ride.   This week’s ride came... AGAIN... courtesy of the Sociopathic Head Teacher (we’ll call him SHT for short - how appropriate) at Peter’s School. 

To back up a bit, a small clutch of new volunteers arrived last week and I was part of what’s called Tech Week, where volunteers are introduced to some of the skills they might be using in their work.    It was a great group and we’d spent a fair amount of time together,  so when Saturday arrived we were off to play.  They wanted to meet Peter and shop so I was on my way to meet them at their hotel when I ran into Peter – out of school when he shouldn’t be –and looking liked he’d just lost his best friend or afraid he might.

Near tears, he struggled to explain tell me that the SHT - known for his merciless treatment of students - the same one who has literally turned his back on me in the middle of “conversations,” who called Peter out in front of the whole school announcing that this former "street-kid is a piece of human waste - stay away from him," canes students at night, boxes ears, etc. had found yet another way to damage  a student – this time sending Peter out of school for a week.  He knows Peter has no home, has no way to get food and is in the midst of reviewing for the exams that determine whether   high school is possible.

During the last break between terms, you might recall that I sponsored Peter for a leadership camp.  He came back so energized and motivated that he formed a group at school and taught them about hygiene and built six hand-washing-stations around the school.  In other words, contributing in a significant way, demonstrating his commitment to his school.  He’s also been invited to represent the street-kids at a conference. Life was turning around – so SHT had to up-the-ante to try and make sure that doesn’t happen.  Like I said – SHT is a piece-of-work.

So when he expelled Peter from school for a week we were all a bit blindsided. Never giving him a chance to explain an event that simply did not happen, but was reported by students who have been led to believe they will gain favour by turning against another student –SHT held all the power.   When I visited to ask what this was about, he characteristically turned his back on me and walked away, refusing to talk.  Can you imagine this happening at a US school?    In Uganda, Head Teacher’s can get away with anything short of actual murder and that’s not an exaggeration.  There is no recourse, no higher authority (except perhaps the ultimate Higher Authority)  that will act, no student rights: even though they are referenced in the Education Act, they are not enforced.  Teachers are so afraid of being fired without recourse – or worse, that they will not report abuse.  One teacher went so far as to detail offenses (time, date, names) and sent the report blind (for fear of retribution) to six high-ranking officials. To date – not a peep out of anyone.

Students are required to suffer humiliating, dangerous, hope-killing abuses on an all too frequent basis and there’s nuthin’ that most people can do about it.  In some ways, Peter is the lucky one, because although he has endured terrible things in his life, he also has advocates, while others do not – though they don’t need them as much either.

In this case, Peter has friends in high places: the Regional District Commissioner (RDC) and the Deputy (DRDC) - both appointed by the President and those friends found Peter a different school. After numerous confrontations with the SHT, who refused to release Peter’s belongings even though two adults accompanied Peter, we finally left with his stuff.    Meetings with the DRDC offered the promise of a new school – government funded for Vulnerable Children (aren’t they ALL vulnerable here?).  It required footing it all over town several times, getting documents, uniforms, belongings, enlisting help from friends and a lot of keeping my mouth shut when what I wanted to do was eviscerate someone.  As Day Two dawned, all seemed to be well, until  we showed up ready to move Peter only to be informed that SHT had called the Head Mistress at the new school and she in then rescinded her acceptance of Peter.   The day was spent trying to keep spirits up.  The up side is that I introduced Peter to puzzles (which he loved) while we waited on calls that never came.    

On Day three, I had yet another meeting with the friends-in-high-places and all possibilities for forward motion came to a break-neck halt. Seems no one could locate the *!#*#  PHONE NUMBER for the Head Mistress and BECAUSE no  one could find it (no phone books here, no Google “find,” no one in the Education Office) everyone involved finally had to go to a scheduled two hour Board Meeting. THAT turned into a SIX hour meeting (not unusual) necessitating another night of finding  Peter a place to stay, paying for his meals (he doesn’t eat Muzungu food) and urging him not to lose hope – which was beginning to dwindle for all of us. 

Day Four (that would be today): a call to the new school was promised.  Several friends later, I found the PHONE NUMBER.  HOURS later, I pulled the Muzungo-card and walked back to the DRDC/RDC to find them in ANOTHER meeting with line of thirty Ugandans ahead of me – all waiting for their turn with the RDC.  Pleading "tima kitca" (please forgive me) I went to the front of the line....   I didn't have another day to waste.

I’m not making this up.  I pled my case to the secretary and she interrupted the meeting, at which point the DRDC extricated herself.  God BLESS this woman – about my age, big and soft and round – a real Ugandan mama’ – who loves Peter and loves this Muzungu who is fast becoming a pest.  She grabbed me by the hand like a first grader, dragged me past the thirty black faces and affectionately shoved me through the door and to desk of a somewhat bewildered RDC.  She interrupted the meeting and basically said “fix this.”  And he did, but only after my begging for it to be done cawa ni/now because I am leaving the country tomorrow.   Patience only works for so long, then pushiness is required.  Ugandan's won't do it - you need a Muzungu for that.

Peter’s belongings, which have been resting at my house, are now with the DRDC, who allows Peter to sleep at her home and will take care of getting getting him to the new school tomorrow.  I've thrown around enough money to make this happen and I have to trust that this will happen. And I do because there is no option at this point.

This is actually the short version of what has become a exercise in trust, patience (not my strong suit) and consciously shifting my emotions over things out of my control.  Other interesting fall out is in the mix, but that’s another tale.  One operates quietly and behind the scenes to try to affect change in a country where change is “not done.”  One acts quietly because people have been poisoned or worse - for less.  Yes.  You read that right.

In the midst of this, during one of the many visits to the DRDC’s office, a beautiful delicate little girl about 2 years old arrived with an old woman.  She tottered over to the RDC and handed Emily (the DRDC) a tight roll of money (greasing of the palm is almost routine) which, with great respect, Emily handed back to the little girl. She explained to me that she had intervened to save this baby from being sacrificed by a witch doctor who had abducted her!     Yes – they still do that here.

And that was the week.  Tomorrow – and none too soon – friends and I will board the Post Bus and haul down to Kampala to leave for ZANZIBAR on Sunday.    Our phones don’t work there and computers are not invited.  I will be blissfully out-of-touch on a white, sandy beach eating as much seafood as I can consume, going on a Spice Tour and basically acting like a tourist for 6 days. After that there's the COS (Close of Service) conference in JINGA on the Nile!   Yaaaay!  That's not a tan you'll see - it's the COS glow.   Well - it might be a tan ;-)

See you mid-July folks!